WHAT SHOULD BJAYS CALL ME

me when dougie announced he’s coming back

when we lost to duke in the next round

when we beat cincinnati in the ncaa tournament

my weekly trip to target

me in class last friday when I was thinking about spring break

when we won the mvc tourney

on fridays during lent

after our IM bball game

after volunteering at the med center

when someone says they don’t feel like going to wednesjay